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Funny and Cute Cousin Captions and Short Quotes for Instagram

Cousins often have a special bond, with all the family connection and none of the bitterness of living together, so to celebrate that we have gathered all the best cousin captions for you to share. And if you’re looking for short cousin quotes for Instagram, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Cousin captions and short quotes for Instagram

Cousin Captions and Quotes

A sweet cousin refreshes the soul.

I may not always be there with you, but I will always be there for you.

You call it chaos. We call it family.

Cousins are those childhood playmates who grow up to be forever friends.

“If you’re lucky, a cousin is there from the beginning.” — Susan Bolch

Win, lose or draw, you’re all my cousins and I love you.

We may not speak hang out text or call every day but to all my cousins I love you.

“Cousins are part of your life so stick with cuz not friends.” – Claude Shannon

Success keeps you glowing. Family keeps you going.

“Cousins are more than cousins; they are best friends that are there for us through it all.” — Heather Mills

In my cousin, I find my second self.

Cousin captions and short quotes for Instagram

Even if I had the power to choose my family, I’d always go with these guys.

“Cousins are the barometers of how fun a family get-together will be.” – Jim Gaffigan

Happiness is … a cousin who is like a sister.

Treasure your cousins, they were your first friends and will love you forever.

What’s the point of awesome news if you don’t have a cousin to share it with.

Cousins are many, fast friends are few.  But it is a great pleasure to find both in you.

Be careful who you make memories with. Those can last a lifetime.Being related to me is really the only gift you need.  Just saying.

My cousin is my best friend.

Cousins to cousin we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree.

Time passes we may be apart, but cousins stay close at heart.

In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.

Cousins are the barometers of how fun a family get-together will be.

Grandma’s House – Where cousins go to become friends.

Yes, we are aware of how obnoxious we are when we are together. No, we don’t care.

Cousins are connected heart to heart, distance and time can’t break them apart.

No buddy like a cousin. No partner like a cousin.

Cousins – they’re your stars in the dark.

You don’t even need to ask. I got you.

Good Times + Crazy Family = Great Memories!

Families are like branches on a tree.  We grow in different directions yet our roots remain as one.

There is a fine line between fun and family.

My dear cousin means the world to me. He is my only ally!

Cousins are cool to see, Impossible to Forget and True to your heart.

“If you have cousins, it’s pretty easy.” – Joseph P. Kennedy

Happiness is any day spent with my cousins.

“Born as a cousin, made as a friend.” – Byron Pulsifer

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the cousins together.

Born crazy, and we’re remaining that way.

Friends are forever, cousins are for life!

When life doesn’t give great friends, it makes up by giving amazing cousins like you …

“Would I lay down my life to save my brother? No, but I would to save two brothers or eight cousins.” – John B. S. Haldane

A cousin is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost!

It’s my job to annoy my cousins, no matter how old they are.

Keep the ones who heard you when you never said a word.

Till the very end, you’re my best friend.

A cousin a day keeps the boredom away.

Cousin to cousin we’ll always be, Special friends from the same family tree.

Cousins are the perfect best friends.

You bring out the best in me. And worst.

Best friends are we, my cousin and me!

No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.

Can’t keep calm.  I miss my cousin.

Cousins! Remembering the things we did together as kids, puts a smile on my face and happiness in my heart.  As we grow up, even if we don’t see each other or speak often, those memories always keep us in touch.

In my family, crazy doesn’t skip a generation.

You will always be… the sister of my soul, the friend of my heart.

When mom and dad don’t understand, a cousin always will.

Cousins are friends from the same family tree.

It’s not what we have, but who we have in life that matters.

I’m so glad we don’t have to say out loud that I’m your favorite cousin.

Happiness is … having the world’s best cousin.

“I always call my cousin because we’re so close. We’re almost like sisters, and we’re also close because our moms are sisters.” – Britney Spears

“Cousins are people that are ready-made friends.” – Courtney Cox

We are cousins by luck, friends by love but the time spent with you has made you my mate that I have never got in my life.

Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family.

God made us cousins because He knew our mothers could not handle us as siblings.

A cousin is someone who’s smile helps when the roads are rough and long.

“I like spending time with cousins.” – Jacob Tremblay

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here.

Your family is the best team you could ever have.

You are better than unicorns and sparkles combined.

Many of my life’s moments have become memorable only because I have a cousin like you.

“If little kids had a People magazine, cousins would be on the cover.” – Jim Gaffigan

A cousin is a ready-made friend for life.

If you shake our family tree, a bunch of nuts will fall out.

Cousins are childhood playmates who grow up to be forever friends.

A grandparents house is where cousins become best friends.

Cousins are friends forever!

My cousin is a little more than what I called amazing!

Cousins are the barometers of how fun a family get-together will be.

The love between cousins knows no distance.

You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.

I love my cousin because it is you.

My cousin’s very special and loved a whole lot too… Because of my cousin’s wonderful Because my cousin’s you

We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.

Cousins are people that are ready-made friends; you have laughed with them and remember good times from a young age.  You have fights with them but you always know you love each other, they are a better thing than brothers and sisters and friends cause they’re all pieced together as one.

Our roots say we’re cousins. Our hearts say we’re friends.

A cousin is like a warm quilt wrapped around the heart.

Our cousins can be some of the best friends we’ll ever have.

“The night before the cousins came, I couldn’t sleep.” – Katie Yamasaki

“Cousins are not those we do not know but instead part of a family that also provide support and comfort.” – Byron Pulsifer

A family doesn’t need to be perfect, it just needs to be united.

Cousins are those rare people who ask you how you are and then wait to hear the answer.

Be jealous I have the best cousins!

Some people make your laugh a little louder, your smile a little brighter, and your life a little better.

Cousins? no, we are best friends!

Family is like that annoying itch you can’t scratch.

Cousins are different beautiful flowers in the same garden.

Cousins are awesome friends we didn’t have to find.

To the world, you may be one person but to one person you may be the world.

Born a cousin, made into a friend.

You will be jealous as I have the best cousin.

At Christmas, Cousins are the presents under the tree.

Spend your life with the people who make even going to the grocery store an adventure.

A real cousin is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Cousins, because parents couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Nobody will understand the craziness of your family better than your cousins.

“Little kids love their cousins. I’m not being cute or exaggerating here. Cousins are like celebrities for little kids.” – Jim Gaffigan

Surround yourself with people who get you.

Keep calm you are my number one cousin.

Friday ain’t my favorite F word. It’s family.

Cousins are sisters or brothers you never had.

Cousins by blood – friends by choice.

I like you because you join in on my weirdness.

“You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them.” – Desmond Tutu

“Our dads used to do this, and now us cousins always get together for it.” — Larry Lewis

Our imperfections make us the perfect family.

“Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the cousins together.” – Woodrow Wilson

Never underestimate the power of a cousin.

A cousin sees the first tear catches the second and stops the third.

Cousins are always best friends.

We didn’t realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun.

My cousins are shareholders of my soul.

With my cousins by my side, it’s impossible to have a bad day.

Mess with me you mess with my cousins.

Cousins are usually the first friends we have as children.  No one will ever understand your crazy family like your cousins does.

A cousin is the one who is already there doing it when everyone else is saying, Is there anything I can do?

“Win, lose, or draw, you’re all my cousins and I love you.” – Chill Wills

Families don’t let you do stupid things alone.

When we have each other, we have everything.

A cousin is someone who knows all about you but likes you anyway.

As far as anyone knows, we’re a nice, normal family.

“Within our family there was no such thing as a person who did not matter. Second cousins thrice removed mattered.” – Shirley Abbott

So that is it for our list of Cousin Captions and Quotes. We hope you found the perfect one for you!

For more great ideas, check out our other lists of Sister Captions, Brother Captions and Brother and Sister Captions.

Cousin captions and short quotes for Instagram

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