Nothing beats having a laugh with friends, so we have put together a list of all the best funny friend captions for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny friend quotes for Instagram, we also have you covered.
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Funny Friend Captions and Quotes
If you aren’t somewhat crazy in the head, I’m afraid we can’t be friends.
Find your tribe, and love them hard.
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
Two of a kind!
On our worst behavior.
Friends who slay together, stay together.
We finish each other’s sandwiches.
Friends are like rainbows. They’re always there after the storm.
You are my best friend because I wouldn’t dare be this weird with anyone else.
If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.
I’d even send you the photos I look bad in.
Friendship isn’t one big thing, it’s a million little things.
Friends become our chosen family!
Love is good, but the squad is better.
We all have that one friend who never learned how to whisper.
Two peas in a pod.
“Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.” ― Richelle Mead
So many of my smiles begin with you.
“As long as I’m here, no one can hurt you.” — Billie Eilish
When worst comes to worst, squad comes first.
“My best friend ’til the end, my better half, no pretend.” — Sabrina Carpenter
Better together.
Just remember, if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.
“Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.” ― Sarah Desse
Life is better with friends.
“If you lose your way, just know that I got you.” — Lady Gaga
Nobody loves me like my bestie.
“You’re gonna wanna be my best friend, baby.” — Rex Orange County
Just remember, if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.
No friendship is an accident. You don’t even need to ask, I got you.
Chosen family.
Friends knock on the door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.
You drive me crazy, but I love it.
I hit the BFF jackpot!
“Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.” ― Terri Guillemets
Life’s too short and so are we.
Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.
I really can’t see another squad tryna cross us.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
Love you to the moon and back.
Vacation mode: Activated.
You simply cannot do epic things with boring people.
“Anytime you need a friend, I’ll be here. You’ll never be alone again.” — Mariah Carey
I love being on vacation and not knowing what day it is.
I never let my best friend do stupid things…alone.
“It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” — Marlene Dietrich
“Me and my girls. No jodas, nosotras.” — Selena Gomez
“I get by with a little help from my friends.” — The Beatles
Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” ― Laurence J. Peter
We’re the same kind of weird.
The X to my O!
I love my crazy best friends.
Friendship is the only flower that blooms in all seasons.
“I’ll always be by your side, don’t you worry.” — Little Mix
“You know I’ll be watchin’ you ’cause she the baddest thing to ever happen to ya.” — Little Mix
Friends? More like family.
Yes, we know how obnoxious we are together. No, we don’t care.
We don’t see any competition.
“I’m your girl, you’re my girl, we your girls. Don’t you know that we love you?” — Destiny’s Child
Whole squad on that real shit.
Partners in crime and sharers of secrets.
Squad goals
Never let your friends feel lonely… disturb them all the time.
The Romy to my Michele.
Friends ‘till the end.
Sun, Sand, and Sisterhood.
Collect moments, not things.
“There is a reason why you are my best friend. Destiny.” ― Almira Bastari
Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite.
“When you need someone to pull you out the bubble. I’ll be right there just to hug you, I’ll be there.” — Ariana Grande
“Friends are the family you choose.” — Jess C. Scott
“Two things you will never have to chase: True friends & true love.” ― Mandy Hale
Brb, recreating @dualipa’s “New Rules” music video.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house just to take a nap.
Chosen family.
We go together like coffee & donuts.
Very pretty, and we sure know how to run things.
Inside jokes are a prerequisite for bestie status.
“If I was you, I’d wanna be me too.” — Meghan Trainor
You are my sunshine on a rainy day.
It’s our world you are just living in it.
We are going to be really cool old ladies.
All I need.
God made us best friends because He knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
Me and my best friend can communicate just with facial expressions.
Besties for the resties.
Together, we’re unstoppable.
Friends knock on the door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.
We all scream for ice cream.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you.
Making memories with you is my favorite thing to do.
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
Work hard, play hard.
Strangers think I’m quiet, my friends think I’m outgoing, but my best friends know that I’m completely insane.
Friends are like bras – close to your heart and there to support you!
Friends pick us up when we fall down and if they can’t, they lie down with us and listen for a while.
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
“Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.” — Woodrow T. Wilson
In squad we trust.
“Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” ― Robert Brault
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
If one of us eats, we all eat.
Best friends never ask if they can raid your refrigerator, they just go right in.
Friends never ask for food. Best friends are the reason you have no food.
Squad means family and family means nobody gets left behind.
“Friends are the siblings God never gave us.” — Mencius
Friends? More like family.
Best friend: the sister you choose.
Here’s our submission for the best friends award.
Alexa, play “True Friend” by Hannah Montana.
The Serena to my Blair.
You’re the ketchup to my mustard.
“I’m like a boat on the water, you’re the rays on the waves that calm my mind.” — One Direction
Your vibe attracts your tribe.
Live for the moments you can’t put into words.
When my best friend and I first met, we were both like, “You’re really weird.”
The sunshine of my life.
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
Nobody has to like us. We like us.
You’re the Betty to my Veronica
Life is better with friends.
Pizza and you are all I need.
Unlike Barbies, my girls and I aren’t sold separately.
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” — Linda Grayson
My bestie is my confidante, therapist and best shopping partner.
Work hard, travel harder.
Good times, any time you need a friend.
Best friend? Nah. She’s my sister.
All eyes on us.
Friends ’till the end.
I get by with a little help from my squad.
The “she” to my “nanigans.”
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you.
Best friends eat your food.
Always better together.
You’re the dip to my chip.
With you, I can truly be myself.
There’s no better group to escape with.
“Best friends are life’s truth tellers.” ― T.J. Condon
Friends buy you food.
Friends are like diamonds.
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
Meet my Partner in Crime!
“True friends fiercely debate issues and still walk away as friends.” ― Frank Sonnenberg
Our friendship means we always take the scenic route.
Part of my pack.
A true friend is one soul in two bodies.
Non-biological sibs.
Real queens fix each other’s crowns.
When worst comes to worst, the squad comes first.
I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.
True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.
I love that I don’t have to act socially acceptable around you.
We will always be best friends until we are old and senile. Then we can be new friends.
Friends make the world go ‘round.
F is for friends who do stuff together.
“When the sun shines, we shine together.” — Rihanna
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” ― C.S. Lewis
Friends until the very end — and then some.
“Yeah, we gon’ ride ’til the wheels fall off.” — Dreezy
“I know what you’re worth girl, you know what you’ve got. We all know you’re out of his league.” — Little Mix
“You might be crazy. Have I told you lately that I love you? You’re the only reason that I’m not afraid to fly.” — Victoria Justice
You are my best friend because I wouldn’t dare be this weird with anyone else.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
Growing better together.
Nothing to see here, just some friends being themselves..
You and me? We’re like a really small gang.
“Is that my bestie in a Tessie?” — Saweetie
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have food.
“Talk between women friends is always therapy…” ― Jayne Anne Phillips
“Everything’s bright from beginning to end when you have a friend by your side.” — Demi Lovato
Two pretty best friends.
We only roll with goddesses.
“Make it last forever, friendship never ends.” — Spice Girls
I can’t keep calm because my vacation is finally here.
Forever and Always.
“‘Are we going to be friends forever?’ asked Piglet. ‘Even longer,’ Pooh answered.” ― A.A. Milne
“True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.” ― Emilie Saint-Genis
If you don’t own matching shirts, are you really friends?
“Loyalty, loyalty, loyalty.” — Kendrick Lamar
On our worst behavior.
We do a thing called what we want.
“My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.” ― Matt Schucker
What’s mine is yours and what’s yours is mine.
“You’re a true friend, you’re here ’til the end.” — Hannah Montana
Real queens fix each other’s crowns.
Here’s to being my emergency contact.
You’ve got a friend in me.
You can sit with us.
God made us best friends because He knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
My number one, always.
Two heads, one soul.
The sunshines of my life.
Always down for the squad.
I hope we’re friends until we die. Then, I hope we stay ghost friends so we can walk through walls and scare people.
True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.
No friendship is an accident.
Is there anything better than being with you?
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
We belong together.
Real queens fix each other’s crowns.
“A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” ― Jim Hayes
You make my heart happy.
We are friends because we both like taking long walks… to the fridge.
“My friends, real friends, better than your friends, yeah.” — The Carters
“There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” ― Sylvia Plath
It’s our world, you’re just living it.
Life was meant for best friends and good adventures!
I can’t wait until we’re the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.
So that is it for our list of Funny Friend Captions and Quotes. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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