Getting a new vehicle represents a big moment in your life, which is why we have gathered all the best new car captions for you to share. And if you’re looking for short new car quotes for Instagram, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
New Car Captions and Quotes
“All of those cars were once just a dream in somebody’s head.” ― Peter Gabriel
“Older cars tend to drive like older cars. That is not for me.” ― Robert Herjavec
“A new car is not going to change your life.” ― Monica Ali
“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.” ― Dudley Moore
“Cars are the sculptures of our everyday lives.” ― Chris Bangle
Feels so good the second you start driving fast.
Thank you, thank you to whoever designed the coolest car on the planet!
I am routing for you!
“There’s three things men always talk about – women, sports, and cars.” ― Mario Lopez
“I’ve always been asked, ‘What is my favorite car?’ and I’ve always said ‘The next one.’” ― Carroll Shelby
“Cars are the reason we, you know, people live or die.” ― Steven Curtis Chapman
Life’s too short to drive boring new cars.
Windows down, music up.
Buckle up! No one’s going to catch us!
“Short stories, for me, it’s like you step inside this brand new car and you drive it and you drive it into a tree and you walk away from it.” – Kevin Wilson
The days aren’t always good, but driving my new car every day sure is.
A new car might not change your life, but it changes your attitude.
“I thought boxes were the best toy. When my parents got a new car, I ran to my mother and said, ‘Did it come in a box?’” – Colin Angle
A dream without ambition is like a new car without gas… you’re not going anywhere.
“If you’re in control, you’re not going fast enough.” ― Parnelli Jones
“Fast cars are my only vice.” ― Michael Bay
“In this industry, you have to have passion. It’s tough; there’s no mercy. But I just love cars – I love to bring a new car to market. And every time I do this, it gets a little easier.” – Henrik Fisker
No matter how far you roam, the best new car is the one that takes you home.
“There’s nothing wrong with the car except that it’s on fire.” ― Murray Walker
YASSS! FINALLY.
The voices in my head told me to buy this new car!
Absolutely in love with our new wheels.
The best way to see the world is through the windshield of a new convertible.
Ready to start a new adventure with my new car.
This happened today – so much hard work and it’s paid off.
Society is moving fast! And so am I!
Got no place to go but it’s fun trying to drive there!
It’s good when you follow your dreams, It’s better when you drive your dream.
“We’re going to test with the same car, but we have a new car ready.” – Larry Dixon
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.’” – Rita Rudner
Not much has changed with the new owner, but it starts looking so good.
New year, New car, New me.
There’s no love like a man and his new car.
No one buys this for you, You have to earn it
“In your life, always be like a driver who runs the car not just a car.” ― Santosh Kalwar
“Fast cars like Porsches and Ferraris – they are things of beauty.” ― Rod Stewart
“We aren’t addicted to oil, but our cars are.” ― James Woolsey
My first car is giving me the freedom I have always wanted!
Words can’t describe how much I love my first car!
“Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.” ― E. B. White
“Every new car, you open the door, and you look at all those internal mellifluous swoopy bits, and they have no meaning.” – Jonathan Ive
Absolutely in love with our new wheels.
“Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.” ― Amit Kalantri
Kick off your stress & start your engines.
Buying your dream car surely adds enjoyment and fulfillment to your life.
Sometimes, all you need is a good friend, a full tank of gas and a new car.
The road is life.
Anything can be unloved, but not your hard-earned first car.
“Faith is the substance of hope – of things hoped for and the evidence of things not seen. So if you can hope for it and imagine it, and keep imagining and hoping and seeing yourself driving a new car, or seeing yourself getting that job, or seeing yourself excel, seeing yourself help that person – that is faith.” – Duane Chapman
“If I buy a new car, I rip the rearview mirror off because I don’t like to look back.” – Riff Raff
If you know me, you know how excited I’m about my newest addition to the garage.
The smell of a new car is mind-blowing.
“When you have a great car, you want people to see the car.” ― Andris Nelsons
I never believed in love at first sight but… My new car proved me wrong.
If you don’t look back at your car after you park it, you own the wrong car.
Nothing beats that first drive in your new car.
Seriously can’t believe this car is mine.
I don’t pray for love, I just pray for new cars.
This beautiful car and finally dreams come true.
Happiness is sitting in the driver’s seat of your new car.
“I didn’t want people to see me driving a new car and living in a high style and then playing poorly.” – Cris Collinsworth
Keep calm and drive on.
Get in my new car!
If you are not driving your dream new car, go back to work.
How do you know a new car is a good price? If it is a Ford-able.
I’m wearing a new aftershave to attract girls. It’s called “New car interior”.
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” ― George Carlin
“The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.” ― Marshall McLuhan
If you know me, you know how excited I’m about my newest addition to the garage.
Keep calm and drive on.
“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.” ― Erma Bombeck
Happiness is the smell of a new car.
Anyone else feeling road trip vibes?
They say you should follow your dreams… I say you should drive it.
“People think getting a new partner is like getting a new car.” – Orlando Bloom
The two speeds I like are fast and faster!
Look at this beauty.
My baby has arrived.
My baby, my beast.
“You can get spoilt in this game, you know. You reach the point where you get a new car and don’t get excited about it. You get complacent, and that’s what you’ve got to watch for.” – Phil Taylor
It all starts with a dream.
“What I think is so amazing about having everything, and feeling like I have everything, is that I don’t really find happiness within materialistic things. Like, it’s cool if I can buy myself a new car, and I think it’s amazing for a week, but then the thrill is over, and I’m like, ‘Oh, so I guess that wasn’t really happiness.’” – Kylie Jenner
Help me think of a name for my first car!
To me, from me, happy new car day.
Broom Broom… road trip?
Look at this beauty.
“I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming.” ― Mitch Hedberg
Too fuel of myself.
Finally bought my first car, felt like I have got my life’s biggest victory.
New car feels
This new car wasn’t really a Ford-able.
“I’ve always been into cars. Cars are part of our genetic makeup. It’s unavoidable.” ― Matthew Fox
You wish you were me in this dreamy ride!
Let’s celebrate! My first car is here!
“I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel.” ― Amit Kalantri
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it. Ready to start a new adventure with my new car.
“The roll out of a new car is always filled with great anticipation; it’s almost like going back to school for a new school year.” – Christian Horner
My heart is warm and my windows are down.
Am I making this car look good?
Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror.
New cars just hit different.
Purchasing your fantasy car without a doubt adds happiness and satisfaction in your life.
You’ll never drive anything else after you find your perfect new car.
Fast and furious.
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.” ― Françoise Sagan
Treat yo self!
Do hard work in silence and let your new car make some noise.
Eyes on the road.
I am so happy, and I can’t believe it. It’s not Christmas, but it seems to be.
Life is a journey, enjoy the ride, don’t just live for the destination.
Stronger the horsepower harder the pull.
Ambition is the dream of the Jaguar E-Type.
“When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible – cowards and fools.” ― Russell Baker
I don’t drink and take any drugs, because new cars are enough for me.
Start your engine and speed on over.
“If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?” ― Steven Wright
I am in love with this new lady called “My new car”.
“There’s a lot of stress… but once you get in the car, all that goes out the window.” ― Dan Brown
“Part of us believes the new car is better because it lasts longer. But, in fact, that’s the worst thing about the new car. It will stay around to disappoint you, whereas a trip to Europe is over. It evaporates. It has the good sense to go away, and you are left with nothing but a wonderful memory.” – Daniel Gilbert
The law of attraction is a real thing. I can’t tell how long I’ve been imagining myself driving this.
“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.” ― Colin McRae
“Cars mean nothing to me. I’m not a car guy.” ― Penn Jillettecar
No more backseat driving for me. I’m the owner of my very first car.
My pride and joy
“Cars bring me sheer joy.” ― Evan Spiegel
“If the car feels like it is on rails, you are probably driving too slow.” ― Ross Bentley
My first big-kid purchase.
New driving experience.
“You always hear the phrase, money doesn’t buy you happiness. But I always in the back of my mind figured a lot of money will buy you a little bit of happiness. But it’s not really true. I got a new car because the old one’s lease expired.” – Sergey Brin
“A car is like a mother-in-law – if you let it, it will rule your life.” ― Jaime Lerner
My very first car. Definitely worth the wait!
“Shoes make an outfit; they’re like rims for a car.” ― Omari Hardwick
Fuel of happiness.
Time to hit the road.
Seriously can’t believe she’s mine.
Ya gurl just bought her dream car!
New car. New Life.
Look what finally arrived at my house today … and I will admit, it was worth the wait for the one I wanted.
“I’m a crazy car guy. I’ve got an airplane hangar full of cars.” ― Paul Walker
“I thought cars were essential ingredients of life itself.” ― Edward Herrmann
Fast cars and fast friends.
This road was made for my new car
Words can’t describe my love for this new car.
My perfume? Oh no, I’ve just been sitting in my new car!
It’s the little things that make you appreciate your new car.
Some things new are good too, especially the new car smell.
I’m not fast — the others are slow
“A new car is not going to change your life.” – Monica Ali
You can’t buy happiness but you can buy a new car. And that’s pretty close.
Hot wheels.
“You’ll always remember your first car and the memories that come with it – that sense of adventure!” ― Paddy McGuinness
Happiness is the smell of a new car
“You can know or not know how a car runs and still enjoy riding in a car.” ― David Byrne
The first adult milestone.
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it.
“Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor’s new one.” ― EVAN ESAR
This new car brings me sheer joy.
Always take the scenic route. Especially in a new car.
“The cars we drive say a lot about us.” ― Alexandra Paul
Start your new car and take a ride in it.
My new car, my rules.
This new car is driving me crazy!
Buying your first new car makes you feel like royalty.
It’s not about the car you drive, It’s about the way you drive it.
Feel the new car, drive it, and then show it.
This car isn’t my dream, it is the reality I’ve made!
“I couldn’t find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself.” ― Ferdinand Porsche
“The racing driver needs to be fed a diet of other racing drivers.” ― Carroll Smith
The newest addition to the garage.
So that is it for our list of New Car Captions and Quotes. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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